thank you! 8)
-zappy
You all are very sweet UuU Thank you for all the nice messages! Please standby as we continue to get this blog together, <3
Designs are by me, and Zappy designed GLaDOS and the teachers (who we will see later :3)
~Eva
thank you! 8)
-zappy
You all are very sweet UuU Thank you for all the nice messages! Please standby as we continue to get this blog together, <3
Designs are by me, and Zappy designed GLaDOS and the teachers (who we will see later :3)
~Eva

Eugene Kyle Core (fact core)
16, Junior
5’5
134.6 lbs
Sagittarius
Hair: pale brown
Eyes: brown (wears pink glasses)
Kyle, as he likes to be called, is one of the smartest people at ASST. Although he is full of random facts no one needs to know, when stating them he tends to mess up because of a belief that he knows all and therefor won’t mess up. He has extreme OCD and is usually forced out of the house the boys share so they make it to school, even though he’d rather be cleaning their mess of a house.
Because of his looks, girls tend to like him a lot until they get to know him. Basically he is an extreme asshole with a superiority complex and has a rivalry with his brother Rick.
He also shares a room with Wheatley, which is one of the reasons he is always in such a bad mood.
Thank you all for waiting, the askbox is officially open! We’ll be posting the refs and bios later, but until then, feel free to flood our askbox!
~Eva
Actually, we aren’t. I (Eva) came up with the idea on News Years Eve and invited Zappy to join so I could have a partner in it. I didn’t even notice Portal-Teens until yesterday.
Sorry if it seems that way, though.
(wonderful way to start off a new blog, being flamed. :T)
Kevin Core (space core)
14, Freshman
5’4
121.8 lbs
Libra
Hair: orange
Eyes: amber
Kevin is a freshman at ASST and just manages to stay in with grades as low as D’s and C’s and the occasional F. Because of his major ADHD and refusal to take medication, he is always bouncing off the walls and talking nonstop and being generally hyperactive and crazy. He wants to be in a job related to anything space, but sucks at school because of his low attention school. Honestly, it’s a miracle he hasn’t failed yet.
He goes to ALL the astronomy and space convention held in and around where he lives and spends all his money on space toys and books, but actually knows very little about space. Why? He forgets about all the books he buys or reads through them so quickly nothing sticks.
Wheatley is the person he looks up to most, calling him his ‘space buddy’ and rarely leaving his side.
Wheatley Core (Wheatley)
16, Sophomore
6’5
177.2 lbs
Cancer
Hair: white-blue
Eyes: pale blue
Wheatley is 16 years old and 6’5” and REALLY REALLY awkward about it. He’s like a huge puppy dog that doesn’t know his size so he’s always tripping over his feet and falling into things and bumping his head on walls. He can never find pants that fit him because he’s awkward and gangly and thinks belts ‘look weird’ so his pants are always like 5 inches too short. He tries really hard to dress nice in sweatervests and khakis but just manages to look more awkward.
Wheatley is totally blind without his glasses but has a tendancy to break them because he’s so clumsy and looses them a lot. Although he tries really really hard at school, he gets grades ranging between high C’s and low B’s and never gets an A. He got one once in third grade and flipped out, and whenever people call him a moron (which is often) he’s like ‘NO I’M NOT I GET A’S ALL THE TIME. LIKE THIS ONE TIME IN THIRD GRADE I GOT AN A+. TOTALLY.” He was living with his grandparents in England until he was 10 years old, explaining his accent.
He is NOT a morning person, so if he doesn’t get enough sleep he tends to yell at everyone and be overly controlling. When he was little, if he didn’t get his naps, he tried to kill everyone. He has a habit of walking backwards and sideways when talking to people and running into things.
Even with his quirks and ability to talk for hours on end, Wheatley is generally nice to everyone and fun to be around even if all advice he ever gives to people sucks. He is also the only person besides Chell who can tolerate Kevin for more than three minutes.
Thank you all for waiting, the askbox is officially open! We’ll be posting the refs and bios later, but until then, feel free to flood our askbox!
~Eva